Brooklyn Decker is the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model for 2010. She has been quoted as saying that she “burst into tears like a child” when she heard the news that she’d won the coveted cover spot. I can relate. I burst into tears also upon viewing these photos. Except it wasn’t tears and it didn’t come from my eyes. But there was definitely bursting…
Anyone want a huge stock tip? Sell all of your stock in any pharmaceutical company that manufactures erection enhancement medications of any kind. I’ve got something better. It doesn’t require a prescription. It’s not a pill. Can you guess what it is? Yup, it’s bikini photos of Brooklyn Decker. Men will simply need to unroll and view the photo for approximately three seconds. Any more than that and I can’t guarantee what will happen. Possible side effects include busted zipper, sore wrist, hair palms, blindness…
