The Pope unveiled a new, revitalized campaign to urge teens and young adults to abstain from sex until marriage. Top minds at the Catholic Church have been searching for decades for the right image which they felt would “inspire people to save their special gift for their soul mate or at the very least, disgust people to the point that they are physically incapable of being aroused in any way.”
My sources inside the Church say that they had all but given up until the Jersey Shore premiered last summer. One look at Snooki and they knew they had what they needed.
How could you just not laugh at this shit. This is a true story about a 67 year old Vietnam vet knocking the shit out of a piece of shit thug that was harassing him. This guy had no idea he was about to get the Mohammed Ali shuffle half a second after he threw that punch packed with pussy. What a fucking dumbass! Not only is he stupid enough to harass a guy that is twice his size, he is also stupid enough to think he can press charges b/c he “got it on video”. He must have gone to the same dumbass school as Kanye West. This just proves that if it looks like it, walks like it and talks like it, doesn’t mean it is a REAL thug! I suggest we all go hop on a bus and beat the shit out of the first wannabe thug you see.
I’m a little bummed out this year when it comes to watching American Idol. There are NO hot girls this year. WTF? You can usually count on Simon to let a couple of floozies through just b/c they’re hot and will get guys like me to watch AI instead of playing Call of Duty all night. How am I supposed to be interested when all or most of the girls could barely compete with a Lane Bryant winter catalogue?? With that said, I think this is a good time to review some of the hottest AI girls in the past, and hope for better “talent” in the future (you can almost guarantee it if Howard replaces Simon).
PS: If you can think of others, let me know and I’ll post them!
I’m sure that if you’re visiting this website, then you must have heard of Mitch Hedberg. Mitch would have been 42 today, and undoubtedly, still as funny as he ever was in his prime. Mitch died on March 29, 2005 of multiple drug toxicity (shocker!). Here is a little video of one of Mitch’s great performances. Those of you who know him, enjoy, for those of you who don’t…you should be ashamed of yourselves (Mitch Hedberg voice)!
I never knew who Abbey Clancy was before I saw this video and I guess I should be ashamed of myself. Not because of what I did when I saw this video, but for not knowing who she was in the first place (am I seriously out of the loop?). This is a behind the scenes video of Abbey’s bodypainting shoot for the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. The video is a little boring at first and then starts to get really good in the second half. I nearly jizzzzed-in-my-pants in the last few seconds of the video…just watch and you’ll see.
